Celebrity Dominatrix

It was a solid month for celebrity femdoms, but a very strong one for femdom celebrities —

those creators at Clips4Sale, Men in Pain, and their own fetish member sites, who often set the tone for pop culture and higher fashion, even if the style mavens aren’t aware of it.

(Examples: Nicki Minaj’s use of the strapon, which she says she learned about in an online dominatrix video; or Angelina Jolie’s aplomb as a dominatrix assassin in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, culled in part from her time at several Los Angeles BDSM parlors.)

Hence we’re vaulting numerous ladies from the latter category up the Femdom Power Rankings ladder.

The whip is back this month, from Diosa and Krystall and Kalinda (tied at #1) wielding it wickedly, on through Tara Tainton (#5), Nicki Minaj (#9), and Goddess Lexi Sindel (#15), to name just a few.

1. (Tie) Latin Beauties in High Heels — Diosa, Kalinda, and Krystall. The Latin Beauties debut at #1, a Celebrity Dominatrix first (well, not counting our first rankings). The cold cruel whippings, OTK boots, trampling, and sheer sado-beauty one used to see at the Other World Kingdom is back, and available a la carte at their Clips4Sale studio.

We can’t pick between the three, and what’s more, we’re afraid to… so it’s a 3-way tie for the 3-woman creators of what we’re calling The New OWK.

Maybe they’ll have further instructions, though, in the forthcoming profile of these hard-hearted leginatrixes at our sister site, DieForHer.com.

4. Tara Tainton. Her portrayal of Poison Ivy makes her the top female assassin to take out Batman we’ve seen since Super Vixen Bitch. Apologies to numerous Catwoman and other entries we’ve seen online, but Tara’s tainted love takes the toxic cake.

5. Jennifer Lopez. Kicking Marc Anthony while he’s down, and groveling, she’s already been in a dating/flirting relationship with at least three post-cuckold males. But who’s counting? Certainly not J-Lo, whose cool $20 million for a few episodes of American Idol will probably exceed Anthony’s earnings through the year 2020.

6. Britney Spears. Britney’s black femme fatale dress stole the show at the VMAs. Which isn’t saying much… but still says something. Nearby, she demonstrates the future of female-male relations during her Femme Fatale Tour.

7. Lady Suzanne. Check out her video, Drink Poison for Me, for a Celebrity Dominatrix classic.

8. Nicki Minaj. On a night when most of the live performances were tepid at MTV’s Video Music Awards, Minaj’s video clip debut with Rihanna stood out (and stood on) their hapless male worshippers around the world.

9. Bijou Steal. A flurry of femme fatale classics has Bijou dancing her way back into the coveted Top 10.

10. Rihanna dominatrix. Redeemed, along with Nicki Minaj (above), at MTV’s insipid 2011 Video Music Awards (a.k.a., the Video Milquetoast Awards).

And the next ten:

11. Helen Mirren. We can’t stop watching her sexy-edgy Nazi-hunting assassin in The Debt. Helen can’t believe she bested Jennifer Lopez in a hotness contest… but we can.
12. Melissa Febos dominatrix. Whip Smart crackles with insights into the nature of man and his superior, woman.
13. Jane Fonda. Says her biggest regret is not sleeping with Che Guevara. We love ya, Jane.
14. Goddess Lexi Sindel. Setting the pace once again with her well-photographed series of Catwoman clips this summer.
15. Anne Hathaway. The second-best Catwoman for the month (see Lexi Sindel, above.)
16. Lady Gaga dominatrix. Slowly climbing back from an uninspiring VMA performance. When in doubt, Lady Gaga goes Top 20.
17. Zoe Saldana. Columbiana was terrific, but we’re not seeing the kind of follow through in publicity, interviews, and treatment of the male slaves in her life that would have Zoe shooting up the charts, rather than languishing in the middle.
18. Morgan Fairchild. All over the D.C. press, even as Barak Obama pulls a slow fade. Send Congress home and put Morgan in charge.
19. Megan Fox. Announced plans to remove her Marilyn Monroe tattoo. Megan, Megan: if you really want to off it, just off it… but there’s no need to respond to negativity from the fashion police. “Vagina power” means never having to say you’re sorry.
20. Angelina Jolie dominatrix. A fortnight without a new humiliation of Brad Pitt is a fortnight without sunshine… or a top 5 spot at Celebrity Femdom.

Honorable mention: Kate Moss dominatrix, Katy Perry dominatrix, Kassandra Leigh, Cindy Crawford dominatrix, Claudia Schiffer, Kate Beckinsale, Rebecca Northan, Cameron Diaz, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Taylor Momsen dominatrix. Ceara Lynch, Jane Fonda. Lady Gaga, Doda (Dorota Rabczewska) dominatrix, Paris Hilton dominatrix, Jessica Alba dominatrix, Michele Bachmann, Miley Cyrus dominatrix, Goddess Stephanie, Eva Longoria, Ginger Lee, Bree Olson, Kim Kardashian, Diane Kruger, Sarah Palin, Sharon Stone, Serena Williams, Mistress T, Lois Griffin dominatrix, Hillary Clinton, Lauren Santo Domingo, Domme Dietrich Dane, Lindsay Lohan dominatrix, Nicole Sherzinger, Maggie Q, Stella Van Gent.

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She certainly didn’t need to…

but Jennifer Lopez has proclaimed herself a Goddess, and Celebrity Dominatrix, for one, agrees.

Lopez is riding with the crop high above her ex-man, Marc Anthony, and towers over the male species, her wax statue inspiring males to fall to the pavement in worship as it’s displayed around the U.S.

American idol? J-Lo is an idol indeed, doing her bit for femdomocracy at home and around the world…

ushering in the age of the disposable male with elegance and more than a little relish.

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Vote for Jennifer Lopez in our Reader’s Choice Femdom Power Rankings.

Discuss Jennifer Lopez femdom the Femdom City Forum — the Mother of all Femdom Fora.

Elin Nordegren is generating ooohs and ahhhs and patronizing warnings from the celebrity gossip crowd for dating celebrity playboy Jamie Dingman.

See, for example, the concerned news item from NBC Sports. The network notes that Dingman “owns several homes” — wow, sounds like a loser to us — and

NBC of course, has seen its golf ratings plummet as Elin’s destruction of Tiger Woods continues. If you can’t write about Tiger’s swing, we guess the theory goes, at least you can get a few more stories out of the Delilah that is bringing Woods to heel.

Most recently, she reportedly teased a repentant Tiger during a visitation transfer that she “was considering marriage again,” only to deliver the punchline that, of course, she meant to someone else — not him.

This is a woman who tricked one of Tiger’s extra-marital flings, Rachel Uchitel, into sending an incriminating text, and thereby humbled Woods into a public sexaholic confession, months of “therapy” — only to dump him in the end anyway, and walk away with a nice 9-figure settlement.

If you ask us, more dominant women should have the self-confidence to hang out with a male trophy bimbo — and Elin has certainly shown she can tame any tiger she runs into.

Tiger Woods seems headed in the same direction as Brett Favre after he was exposed by humiliatrix Jenn Sterger — and while others look to his caddy, his injuries, and his swing coach, Celebrity Dominatrix says, cherchez le femme.

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She’s already being compared to dominatrix icon Angelina Jolie, but Columbiana star Zoe Saldana doesn’t especially encourage the comparisons.

She’s flattered, she says, but is out to cut her own image as female assassin in her new film, which features multiple kills of the male schmoes that killed her parents, and more than one hot seduction scene to please fans of the femme fatale fetish.

“Revenge is beautiful,” as the movie’s poster proclaims, in an obvious homage to Jolie’s Wanted. (See image nearby.)

Furthermore, both Zaldana and the film’s producer seem to “get” the appeal of deadly females in the age of the Disposable Male.

They’re shooting for what Style.com aptly calls deadly chic — an increasingly popular trend on both film and the runway — and Saldana deftly achieves it.

As Colombiana’s costume designer Olivier Bériot put it, the wardrobe in these movies is “a little bit unreal, but that’s as much for the men in the audience (’she’s sexy!’ [they're thinking]) as it is for the women (’she’s powerful’).”

To paraphrase Poison Ivy: We gave you life, and we can take it away. In Columbiana, Zoe Saldana shows just how sexy the process can be.

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1. (Tie) Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz.

What better place for two dominant females to battle it out than on the set for their new work in progress, What to expect when you’re expecting?

How about here, atop the Celebrity Dominatrix Top 20?

Jennifer Lopez’s strong summer continues, with Marc Anthony begging for another chance while J-Lo spurns him, and Cammy’s made up for allowing that dufus Alex Rodriguez to hang around her by publicly mocking the idea she would ever bear his children.

The two have reportedly been cool, if not downright contemptuous, towards one another while filming in Atlanta. “It’s war,” writes GulfNews.com. The bitches are just going to have to settle this fight on their own… we’re too scared to intervene.

3. Anne Hathaway. Basically, one photo of Hathaway as Catwoman has come out… and yet, within days, Clips4Sale was flooded with Batman-assassination videos from Mistress T, Goddess Celine, Ceara Lynch, Lexi Sindel, and numerous other favorites. What more could you ask for?

4. Zoe Saldana. Sizzling in Columbiana, the critics say. Awright, awright… we’ve not seen it yet. That’s her from The Losers nearby.

5. Helen Mirren. Sparkling and hard-edged sexy in her new release, The Debt. She can’t believe she bested Jennifer Lopez in a hotness contest… but we can.

6. Michele Bachmann. We can’t stop watching her 2009 appearance as a sycophantic loofah-slave Bill O’Reilly grovels at Bachman’s feet (in a fair and balanced way, of course).

7. Angelina Jolie dominatrix. A fortnight without a new humiliation of Brad Pitt is a fortnight without sunshine… or a top 5 spot at Celebrity Femdom.

8. Kate Moss dominatrix. Lavish wedding outdoes Kim Kardashian for a-list celebrities and taste alike. See her on the September Vogue cover and druel.

9. Rihanna. Distinguished herself by not embarrassing herself at MTV’s incredibly weak Video Music Awards (a.k.a., the Video Milquetoast Awards). It’s more than Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, or Beyonce can say.

10. Britney Spears. Passable at the VMAs… the MTV Britney-Spears-worship video tribute salvaged something for the show, and that’s, well, something.

And the next ten:

11. Melissa Febos dominatrix. Whip Smart crackles with insights into the nature of man and his superior, woman.
12. Katie Holmes dominatrix. Leggy on Letterman. In a dreary August, that’s enough. Besides, we’ve been digging through some of her old interviews with Tom Cruise, and coming up with a lot of evidence of a femdom/malesub relationship. More to come.
13. Bijou Steal. A string of femme-fatale inspirational videos have her right back in the Femdom Power Rankings.
14. Kassandra Leigh. We’re enthralled by her Enthralled in death video clip, avante garde in look and style. The dead-sexiest goth chick we’ve seen this side of Athena Fatale.
15. Taylor Momsen dominatrix. Confession that she doesn’t shower regularly calls in the usual Celebwatching Style Nazis, but hey, she’s a busy woman, and yes, she perspires. Breathe her musk, lick the drops of sweat off the floor, and thank her for the privilege, sluts.
16. Lady Suzanne. Surging into the Top 50 studios at Clips4Sale, where she belongs.
17. Nicki Minaj. We were disappointed with Nicki at the VMAs, but that’s because we’ve come to expect a lot from her.
18. Kate Beckinsale. Stuck in the teens until those Total Recall set captures start leaking. We can’t wait.
19. Megan Fox. Announced plans to remove her Marilyn Monroe tattoo. Megan, Megan: if you really want to off it, just off it… but there’s no need to respond to negativity from the fashion police. “Vagina power” means never having to say you’re sorry.
20. Katy Perry dominatrix. All we can say is, there’s a makeup artist and a fashion designer, somewhere, that managed to make Katy Perry look mediocre.

Honorable mention: Cindy Crawford dominatrix, Claudia Schiffer, Morgan Fairchild, Rebecca Northan, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Ceara Lynch, Jane Fonda. Lady Gaga, Doda (Dorota Rabczewska) dominatrix, Paris Hilton dominatrix, Jessica Alba dominatrix, Ginger Lee, Miley Cyrus dominatrix, Goddess Lexi Sindel, Goddess Stephanie, Eva Longoria, Bree Olson, Kim Kardashian, Diane Kruger, Sarah Palin, Sharon Stone, Serena Williams, Mistress T, Lois Griffin dominatrix, Hillary Clinton, Lauren Santo Domingo, Domme Dietrich Dane, Lindsay Lohan dominatrix, Nicole Sherzinger, Maggie Q, Stella Van Gent.

Have we left someone out? Send a memo to our Yahoo Group (see link below), preferably with art, and you may change our mind. Literate entries from males (which constitute about 3 percent of the emails we get) immediately become the property of CelebrityDominatrix.com, and may be posted for the edification of others and embarrassment of the author.

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